Where did all these Trumpets come from, these unfamiliar beasts whose nighttime howls we'd sometimes hear, when the wind was right? Who let them out of their cages?
Now these strange creatures are roaming our city sidewalks with impunity. What do they want? What will they eat?
They've already devoured, gobbled up, wolfed down our own McCormick & Schmick, now they're looking at Gotham again. There's a teevee show about this called Billion Dollar Buyer. A sort of senior apprentice, from what I'm told. Trump you not. .